There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.