Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

When you're through learning, you're through.

Well, the disarmament conference is off to a flying start. There is nothing to prevent their succeeding now but human nature.

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.