Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off.

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me.

Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.