Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.