The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you.
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
There is nothing that sets a nation back as far in civilization as prosperity.