What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.

The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.