What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

The trouble with Democrats is that they all want to run for President

When a fellow ain't got much mind, it don't take him long to make it up.

You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

There is one thing about Englishmen, they won't fix anything till it's just about totally ruined. You couldn't get the English to fix anything at the start. No! They like to sit and watch it grow worse. Then, when it just looks like the whole thing has gone up Salt Creek, why, the English jump in and rescue it.

More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.