Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.

Where I come from, they won't let me play with this rope. They think I might hurt myself.

Politicians are just a bunch of local bandits, sent by their local voters to raid the public treasury.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.