Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.

The minute a thing is long and complicated, it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept, but they are understood.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

I don't know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show 'em how to be good and pure like us.

They call it the Latin Quarter because nobody there is Latin and nobody has a quarter.

There is no more interesting place in the world to meet characters than a movie set.

If you are trying to get out of the hole, stop digging.