Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.