An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.