Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

Everytime a lawyer writes something, he is not writing for posterity, he is writing something so that endless others of his craft can make a living out of trying to figure out what he said. Course perhaps he really haden't said anything, that's what makes it so hard to explain.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

Take me ham away, take away my eggs, even my Chili, but leave me my newspaper.