Gambling: A sure way to get nothing from something.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'

The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Count 10 over him - he'll get up

The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.