Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines.

All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.

I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.