If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.