A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep.

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.