I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.

People get TV deals by doing something in their grandmother's basement. It is definitely the wave. Everybody is trying to do all that stuff. I mean, the Internet is the only reason that I've gotten work is because I've somehow created a line and people have seen it. And then I've been asked to auditions.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.

You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.