I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.

You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.

My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.

At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.

I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.

I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called. But you just take what's given and then, hopefully, down the road you can be more choosy and only do, say, Wayans brothers movies. That's my goal: to be more Merchant-Ivory-Wayans.