That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling.

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.

Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'

There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.

I love playing a curmudgeon. I just love playing a sour guy.

My headshot is a scratch and sniff, it smells like failure and onions.