That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling.

I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.

My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.

I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.

There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.

I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.