I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.
When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.
I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.
I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.