American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.

I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the "Girlfriend in a Coma" is, like, really funny.

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!

Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.

It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me'. Being popular is poison.

I'm not cynical when it comes to things that are important. I'm cynical about pop culture and all that horseshit.