There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life.

I don't really have a pattern yet. I don't know if I'll develop one. As far as comedic integrity, I don't have integrity in general, comedic or otherwise.

If you see something, say something.

I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.

I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.