I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.

The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to.

You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.

'Baskets' isn't a CBS show. Nothing against that, but this is an off-kilter show on cable that the channel lets you do interesting things. Look, if it works, it works. And if it doesn't, it's just a miniseries.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

My comfort zone is press conferences.