My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.

I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."

You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.

I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.

The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."

I think sadness and anger are really fertile ground for comedy. No one is really interested in a happy person doing comedy.

If you see something, say something.