I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always been interesting. And angry clown is even more interesting.

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?

I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.

I'm terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me. I'm a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There's nothing you can do except make light of it.

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.