I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.

You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group.

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font.

I call my balls the bush twins.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.