My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.

People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.

You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony.

Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.