I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
Zach GalifianakisI've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
Zach GalifianakisFour years ago on this very day I tried to take my own life. And I said, "Zach, do it in front of your co-workers and end the misery." I don't know how many of you ever tried to jump off of a Pizza Hut, but you'll just get a sprained ankle out of the deal. Then you'll have to go back inside, and serve crazy bread.
Zach Galifianakis