Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.
It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.
I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.