One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

I'd rather be hit by a gorgeous man than an ugly one.

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.