One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.