I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
Sex is good for about two years, and then you need love.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? "Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.