I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.
My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.