Mitt Romney is not going to run for president. Mitt said it's time for fresh faces. So that's good news for Bruce Jenner.

It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.

After my bypass surgery I knew I had to change my lifestyle, and then it occured to me - I don't have a lifestyle.

When we started the show, there were mixed responses. Half of the people said, 'That show doesn't have a chance.' The other half said, 'That show doesn't have a prayer.'

The 2016 presidential campaign is heating up. Can you feel the indifference, the apathy?

Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before.

Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.