I always said that mega-mergers were for megalomaniacs.

At 60 miles an hour the loudest noise in this Rolls-Royce comes from the electric clock.

There are very few men of genius in advertising agencies. But we need all we can find. Almost without exception they are disagreeable. Don't destroy them. They lay golden eggs.

Remove advertising, disable a person or firm from proclaiming its wares and their merits, and the whole of society and of the economy is transformed. The enemies of advertising are the enemies of freedom.

We admire people who work hard, who are objective and thorough. We detest office politicians, toadies, bullies, and pompous asses. We abhor ruthlessness. The way up our ladder is open to everybody. In promoting people to top jobs, we are influenced as much by their character as anything else.

While you are responsible to your clients for sales results, you are responsible to consumers for the kind of advertising you bring into their homes.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.