Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"
College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.