There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.

Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

I, of course, don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they are pronounced properly.

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.

Ten years after the Chernobyl accident, and am I the only one that's disappointed? Still no superheros.

I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.