There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.

I'm obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading books.

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.

I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was 'Shout For Help'.