There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.

I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.

The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

I don't see myself as offending people.