I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.
No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea.
How many airports are there in the world?
Once I was doing a sponsored walk. In the end I managed to raise so much money, I could afford a taxi.
My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.
I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'