When I heard that Hitler had problems with flatulence, it's funny. What - does that make him a funny man? No. It means he had funny moments when his rear end was speaking louder than his mouth.

When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.

I can't relax. I find vacations problematic.

By any rational metric, I am boring.

A Southern accent is not a club in my bag.

I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.

I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.