Computers absolutely changed my life. Before I had a computer, I had never written one thing. Not one thing. I'm a very bad speller and I was embarrassed by that. When I would type, the little mistakes would make me nutty, and I would never edit anything.

You can't believe how pro gay and pro freedom of speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left.

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

My hair is way, way long. I've hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I've ridden in every car. I was never a hippie. It takes more than long hair.

Technology adds nothing to art.

I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things.

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'