Penn Jillette Quotes

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

Read everything and be kind.

If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.

Luck is statistics taken personally.

I like movies that are scary, but I don't want them to be dirt dumb. I want a movie that gets my blood racing, makes me laugh, but also gives me something to think about, with maybe a little sexy thrown in. Hollywood doesn't make movies like that.

I get along so much better with fundamentalist Christians than I do with wishy-washy liberals, who want everyone to get along.

I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.