Sam Levenson Quotes

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor."

A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.