Dov Davidoff Quotes

Only bugs can truly appreciate the beauty of flowers.

America's objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women.

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

Can you spare some change? is never a good pick up line.

People that say I'm really sensitive rarely are.

I like Irish pubs, except for all the loud music and drinking, and people acting like idiots.

Flying first class means sitting next to a better class of person I don't want to talk to.

TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified.