Jack Black Quotes

I seem like a big bombastic outgoing dude, when it comes down to it with the ladies, when I was a single, free-wheeling dude, I was always very shy. It was difficult to form sentences with the girl of my dreams.

What do you do after you go to space, more importantly? You can't go to a more intense, awesome thing. That's the end.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

I'm always looking for talented people that I want to collaborate with.

I'm used to being crazy and "rock-n-rolly", which is a little different than this world. For me, it was a chance to stretch a little bit.

Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

I feel as if you're saying that DJ is not a real job.

A long life or a short life are of equal importance to God.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

Every movie presents its challenges.

You only have to go hardcore humiliation on the first film. On the subsequent sequels, you can coast.

I love comedy and drama equally and music too. I just sort of follow my nose to whatever seems really exciting at the time. Eventually, I might want to do a rock opera.

Habit is the strongest thing in life.

I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.

Justice is a word that resides in the dictionary. It occasionally makes its escape, but is promptly caught and put back where it belongs.

Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan [for 2011].

Part of the acting gig is when you're let loose some improvs and put stuff into your own words every once in a while. That doesn't get you a writing credit or more money. It just makes it more fun.

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

I really wanted people to pay attention to me and like me. And the class clown thing, you know? There's a weird desperation to the class clown when you really investigate it. Why are they trying to be the clown so much? They're filling some kind of hole.

There were times when I thought I got a bit more punishment than was coming to me, but I don't regret a minute of it now. Each of us must be tempered in some fire. Nobody had more to do with choosing the fire that tempered me than myself, and instead of finding fault with the fire I give thanks that I had the metal to take the temper and hold it.

I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really Joeled it up - there's some good periods of Joel; it's not all hot cheese. But I can't judge anyone else for their cheese. I've deep-sea dived in the Gouda.