Ogden Nash Quotes

O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!

So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset and somebody did and he set sail for it, And he discovered America and they put him in jail for it, And the fetters gave him welts, And they named America after somebody else.

I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.

A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.

Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth and clean and frosty white, The world looks good enough to bite. That’s the season to be young, Catching snowflakes on your tongue. Snow is snowy when it’s snowing, I’m sorry it’s slushy when it’s going.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.