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Ryan ReynoldsMy tattoo is of a cannon in Vancouver that I got in a fleeting moment of stupidity maybe 14 years ago. A lot of people have really beautiful tattoos, and I get real tattoo envy. But then other people basically just treat them like bumper stickers for their bodies.
Ryan ReynoldsIf you ask me to describe my relationship, I mean - words are too clumsy to accurately describe how I feel in that regard, particularly in an interview. Itโs a strange thing.
Ryan ReynoldsA live action movie is work, and an animated movie is you showing up in your pajamas once every three months, or in my case, just a splash of baby powder. It's not any kind of heavy lifting.
Ryan ReynoldsWhen I first moved to Los Angeles I came down there on a wing and a prayer in a way. I had about six weeks worth of money to make it there and that was just from doing a couple of episodes of the X-Files just to finance that trip. I got there and it is either you got to hit it or you got to go and, thankfully, I found a job.
Ryan ReynoldsI don't necessarily need 400 pounds on my back in the squat rack, and then take a picture of myself and send it out to my Twitter followers, 'Part of the 400 pound club today.'
Ryan ReynoldsMy very worst day on 'Green Lantern' was nowhere near as difficult as my finest day on 'Buried.'
Ryan ReynoldsI learned early on to abandon all those preconceived notions you have about other actors and it's served me really well. I usually just try to empty my mind of that. I love meeting actors and I love working with actors.
Ryan ReynoldsAny great director is also someone who is incredibly intelligent about whom they hire around them.
Ryan ReynoldsI'm one of the most fortunate guys around,I still get to do those kinds of movies, and then I get to do Green Lantern, and I get to do Buried with an auteur like Rodrigo Cortรฉs. I enjoy that I can get away with that.
Ryan ReynoldsIt's a lot of working out, you know, and you don't get to eat all the things you wanna eat.
Ryan ReynoldsBuried is the strangest film I've ever done. I'll be the only person in the movie. So, I'm still trying to figure that out. I have a short but impactful amount of time to figure that out and that's all I'm doing when I get home. I won't bury myself, of course... that would be a sad end! And then the plan is to do Deadpool after that.
Ryan ReynoldsI love doing six versions of any joke, so if they'll give me six takes, I'd love to do it.
Ryan ReynoldsI love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go.
Ryan ReynoldsI had a lot of different jobs between fifteen and nineteen. I'd moved out of my house way, way younger than I should have. So I was living out on my own with my brother when I'd just turned sixteen. I did busboy stuff, and worked in warehouses, and did odd jobs, and stuff. I earned me some Pesos.
Ryan ReynoldsI have a discipline that has served me very well in my career and in my personal life... and that's gotten stronger as I've gotten older. I've always felt if I don't just have a natural knack for it, I will just out-discipline the competition if I have to -- work harder than anybody else.
Ryan ReynoldsLike a lot of people, I've got a self-loathing streak that's alive and well. It acts as a de facto engine when I'm working, but it also has its extraordinary pitfalls, too.
Ryan ReynoldsWhen you sign on to say, "Okay, yeah, let's develop this," usually that turns into, "Oh, he's doing it." But there's no script for some of these things.
Ryan ReynoldsI see guys with, like, eyebrow art, and I wanna tell them, 'You don't have to go too crazy on your brows. Take it easy, man!
Ryan ReynoldsYou can be deported back to Canada, absolutely, for a shockingly minor infraction. Little bar fight. Next thing you know you are back in Sascatchuan. Which I'm not from, thank God... But it did concern me.
Ryan ReynoldsI'm not one of those actors who romanticizes his trials working out and brags that he can bench press a panda now.
Ryan ReynoldsI believe in energy like dark energies. I believe that when a family moves into a house where six murders took place, there's going to be some bad juju in that house. But then again what the hell is wrong with you to be moving in that house to begin with?
Ryan ReynoldsI remember that coming to America was scary for me because everything here is just bigger, better, shinier, you know?
Ryan ReynoldsI'm pretty good at surprising friends and family with gifts. I tend to go towards the more sentimental side of giving.
Ryan ReynoldsWhen I meet thousands of fans of the comic - when I realize every one of them can recite the Lantern Corps oath ('In Brightest Day, in blackest night...') - I know how important this is to people.
Ryan ReynoldsI run in a pair of New Balances with a thinner sole, but they're nothing like those barefoot shoes that show all five toes. I have a bit of a phobia about those.
Ryan ReynoldsCharacter acting is a much braver pursuit than a guy who runs around and intermittently clenches his jaw muscles.
Ryan ReynoldsGraphic novels and comic books offer an easy foothold into that world, and screenwriters and studio execs gravitate toward those, because I think they can see it all right there. It's like, "Here's what the movie looks like."
Ryan ReynoldsWe've all had that moment where the agent thought he hit hold. You hear it's like Hamburger Hill in the background.
Ryan ReynoldsEverybody thinks it's glamorous and this spy versus spy stuff is so exciting, but working in that industry and being a CIA operative, like a field officer, is tough. That's a difficult job that usually dismantles their lives in some capacity.
Ryan ReynoldsI think that people see that Sandra Bullock has an ability to laugh at herself and you just don't find that too often.
Ryan ReynoldsBy the time I came to L.A. I'd already cried on movies of the week with two of the women from 'Knots Landing'.
Ryan ReynoldsThere's a lot of actors I think that appear so much more together as the characters they portray as opposed to the actual people, so I know I've said this before: Hollywood's not a place where you're rewarded for growing up.
Ryan ReynoldsI think every relationship is going to go through a few rough patches. Those are what make it stronger, I think.
Ryan ReynoldsBut if you do, then it's a high class problem to have. And if you do, you're the architect of that problem. There's no one else to blame but yourself. You've kept doing the same kinds of movies and that's what they want to see.
Ryan ReynoldsFragrance is a very personal gift, and I think that's why it makes a great Christmas gift. There's a very distinct signature to it, so if you give it as a gift, I like to think that it's from a person that thinks very highly of you.
Ryan ReynoldsI think everybody involved in a movie thinks about the box office. It's the 'biz' part of showbiz.
Ryan ReynoldsI remember exiting the birth canal and suddenly I was in a film. But you are never really in charge of that. The movie came out about five or six months ago in America. It was Miramax in the States and Disney here [fakes falling asleep]. What happened. I love working for Disney, not Walt specifically because he couldn't be more dead, but the company is fantastic.
Ryan ReynoldsHonestly, I think it's dumb luck that I'm able to kind of get away doing different types of films in different genres. There's always a tendency to kind of stick with what works, or stick with one particular kind of brand or movie. But so far I've been getting away with it, so I'm going to continue to do that for as long as I can.
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