The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
A fellow who is always declaring that he's no fool, usually has his suspicions.
I'd rather know a square guy than own a square mile.
What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp.
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.