Alice Cooper Quotes

Pull my trigger, I get bigger, then I'm lots of fun. I'm your gun, I'm your gun, gun, gun.

Reverend Smith, he recognized me and punched me in the nose.

No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop your books and run like hell

I don't know, but I've been told, the streets of hell are paved with gold.

The best things in life don't make sense

I came into this life, looked all around. I saw just what I liked and took what I found.

Scoring high in procreation, got an A studying female anatomy.

Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you hit six good shots, you know you can hit seven.

Stick a needle in your arm, you bite the dust, you buy the farm.

You can't get the visual thing on the record as much as you'd like to. We produced this album, and we'd never done that before, except when we produced singles for ourselves.

If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in.

I always think that you should be striving to write your best song.

The late sixties and early seventies were kind of a breeding ground for exciting new sounds because easy listening and folk were kind of taking over the airwaves. I think it was a natural next step to take that blissful, easygoing sound and strangle the life out of it.

That's like making fun of a maniac because his brain isn't completely right, because he isn't in the norm.

I appreciate an audience that reacts to the music, even if they jump on stage and try to beat us up, I think that's a fantastic reaction. I think that they're really hearing something then.

Johnny Depp already seen how alcohol and drugs can get in the way of a career. And you have to remember one thing: Johnny was a guitar player and a rock-and-roller way before he was an actor. When he came to Los Angeles, he came with his band.

I'm eighteen and I like it.

It's Frank's painting on the cover. We were originally going to use a Salvador Dali painting that we got permission from Salvador Dali to use, and Frank found this one, and it really did fit the music much more.

Baby, shut up and let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup.

Everybody was at the top of their game at that point, in the early '70s.

I think he was trying to produce more of a... sort of a cheaper image.

People that haven't seen us yet are shocked because they think that Alice Cooper must be a female folksinger. They don't expect the whole thing.

We got on his label, and the Bizarre organization is just going up and up. So we have faith.

I can't go to school, cause I don't have a gun. I ain't got a gun, cause I ain't got a job. I ain't got a job, cause I can't go to school.

Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll is easy. True christianity…that's rebellion.

Is everybody that depressed? It's a depressing feeling to me. You know: "I lost my baby." I don't care if you lost your baby, I care if you're feeling OK. Don't tell me your problem - tell me what good's been happening to you.

I read Dad's books like I did before, now things are crystal clear. Lock the door in the bathroom, now I just can't get caught in here.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Old enough to be drafted but not old enough to vote.

All I really wanted to do was make an album that was going to be just back to what I like to do... And it was a coincidence that these new bands, this new wave of bands, were doing Alice and Iggy rock.

I got a muscle of love.

Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (And pins) I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (Deep in) I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison

Rock should never be in bed with politics.

We can only take it so far, because man can only take it so far, lower self can only take it so far, and you have to realize that the public is only at a certain place.

You know it's always funny - the more legend awards you get, the closer you get to the grave, I guess, i am going full strength right now so it's great to get these while you're alive, I'd hate to get them after you're dead.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

And if I am elected, I promise the formation of a new party, a third party, a wild party.

I was nervous. I mean, I'd met the Beatles, and Elvis, and everybody, but this was Salvador Dalí . This was like my history.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid.

Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.

If you confine it, you're confining a whole thing. If you make it spontaneous, so that anything can happen, like we don't want to confine or restrict anything. What we can do, whatever we can let happen, you just let it happen.

Welcome to my nightmare, I think your going to like it.

School's-out-for-summer!!

I can't get my wrists to bleed, just don't know why suicide appeals to me.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.