Johnny Vegas Quotes

There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out.

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.

I've always said that with kids' TV that people get stuck in it from drama school but that's not fair because I know myself that when you go in creatively, kids are so much more open to ideas. You're so much freer to mess about and try things.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

I was loved as a kid; I was raised with more love and emotional support than most folks could wish for my memories aged nought to ten are all bound up together in a mesh of innocence and fun.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

I think it sort of dawns on you that if you're not gigging constantly you're not actually relevant. You may be relevant to a different part of the media now, to television commissioners and editors, but to a young live-comedy audience you're not, really.

I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.

You don't want to be flattered and become big-headed by getting awards. But, well, I am.