Brendan Behan Quotes

I ruined my health drinking to other people's.

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

Every cripple has his own way of walking.

All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.

One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

I am a drinker with writing problems.

There's no one, no one, loves you like yourself.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.