Prince Philip Quotes

No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.

Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?

It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.

A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they're unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.

If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

It's a vast waste of space.

Oh! You're the people ruining the rivers.

I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.

Do you work in a strip club?

Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.

They're not mating are they?