You know how I always seem to be struggling, even when the situation doesn't call for it?
Carrie FisherAll my life I've been seeing things through the culture. My father, for instance, was the press's bad boy. People really hated him. He was always a big flirt. He was always in trouble - going bankrupt, whatever.
Carrie FisherI probably have more male friends that talk about us in a way that doesn't thrill me. I sometimes get a bit surprised when females talk like that around men.
Carrie FisherI am a spy in the house of me. I report back from the front lines of the battle that is me. I am somewhat nonplused by the event that is my life.
Carrie FisherIn my opinion, a problem derails your life and an inconvenience is not being able to get a nice seat on the un-derailed train.
Carrie FisherMy mother certainly loves caviar, but I think that's generational - they grew up thinking it's romantic or sophisticated or something.
Carrie FisherNever love for me, only obsession. Someone has to stand still for you to love them. My choices are always on the run.
Carrie FisherI think that now most people know someone in their family that is coping with something, but there is still a tremendous amount of shame - that one is still regarded as a defective unit ... if only they would pull up their bootstraps - they are only indulging their emotions, everybody's moody, blah, blah, blah.
Carrie FisherMy inner world seems largely to consist of three rotating emotions: embarrassment, rage, and tension. Sometimes I feel excited, but I think that's just positive tension.
Carrie FisherIt's very good to get through them (drugs) while you're still young and then talk about how great or bad it was for the rest of your life.
Carrie FisherIn the Fifties, my parents were known as 'America's sweethearts'. Their pictures graced the covers of all the newspapers. They were the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston of their day.
Carrie FisherActually,I am a failed anorexic. I have anorexic thinking, but I can't seem to muster the behavoir
Carrie FisherThe trouble with getting introspective when you're pregnant is that you never know who you might run into.
Carrie FisherAll I can say is that when millions of plastic dolls of you are being sold each day and an equal number of teenage boys are masturbating over you each night, it's bound to do something screwy to your psyche.
Carrie FisherLook,' he said, 'I don't think we should continue this discussion. I don't like this side of you.' 'I'm not a box,' she said 'I don't have sides. This is it. One side fits all. This is it.
Carrie FisherI can't say that period talk is my favorite bonding arena. But I also think it's sort of funny.
Carrie FisherI enjoy taking jobs that make fun of me - or me as Princess Leia, or me as the writer, or whatever, as some idea.
Carrie FisherMy father just got out of the Betty Ford Clinic. He's in his 60s, and this was the first time he ever did anything like that.
Carrie FisherCertainly there are people who like me, but then there are those who don't know me who gossip about me. You can't believe the things I've heard.
Carrie FisherHere's how men think. Sex, work - and those are reversible, depending on age - sex, work, food, sports and lastly, begrudgingly, relationships. And here's how women think. Relationships, relationships, relationships, work, sex, shopping, weight, food.
Carrie FisherI was born imagining myself with an apron on, with pies cooling on the window sill and babies crying upstairs. I thought that all that stuff would somehow anchor me to the planet, that it was the weight I needed to keep from just flying off into space.
Carrie FisherPart of my gestalt is that I still feel a little bit like a wallflower. Even in my own life. I talk about myself behind my back.
Carrie FisherA story a friend told me about being in New York and meeting this Latin-lover kind of guy. They went up to her hotel room, and the guy kind of pounced on her and told her to spread her legs, shouting, "Surrender the pink! Surrender the pink!" That's where it's from.
Carrie FisherI have tons of stuff that, you know, seems like it's a well-constructed sentence but it is not how people talk, it's how people write. So that's why I think it's sometimes easier for me to write for actors 'cause I know what's frustrating about, you know, sentences that come out just perfect. Well, who talks like that? And who of us don't overlap each other? Except on the radio, hopefully.
Carrie FisherMeg Ryan was nice [ in When Harry Met Sally] ... the writing was good ... but it was really kind of a boy's club, I mean, there was Bruno Kirby, Rob Reiner, Billy Crystal - talk about your testosterone trio!
Carrie FisherI guess I do carry a bit of male energy. It's like what I always say - two yangs don't make a right.
Carrie FisherI guess I could Debra Winger in any number of things. She's so luminous - it's a birth defect.
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