Jessica Simpson Quotes

Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.

I can’t wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.

I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that... running sometimes if there's a sale.

I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.

I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk.

I want to be a diva... like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-diet-Coke-around.

There's tons of little tricks that that go into making the perfect shoe, but I think color, comfort is really important and different sizes of heels.

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

Image is the most important thing about someone's career and longevity.

This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

Music will always be my No. 1 passion, but I don't have to be doing it professionally. It's not really about that for me anymore. I feel like I don't have to look at it as a career. I can just rest in it and just be.

Labor is really going to hurt.

I don't even have a type! I don't have a physical type. I have an emotional type.

What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.

I'm a naughty sweetheart.

People use music as a utensil to better themselves.

Well, for me, I grew up very Southern Baptist, and I definitely lived in my bubble. You know, I lived in my bubble that was in my church.

We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt.

I always wonder if what I'm wearing will be something that people would compliment, or want to wear. I don't ever get ready just for myself, ever.

Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!

It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.

As a woman who has some sort of power, you have to have a man that can take that. It's hard to find those men.

There's nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody.

I am the first person to go to Barnes & Noble and buy the new self-help book. I like to fill out the surveys, then I get my friends' opinions on how I answered to see if I was being honest with myself or not.

We set ourselves up for it with the reality show. You've seen me and Nick go at each other's throats on TV. They've got all these people giving their opinions on our marriage and how we handle it when they are watching an edited TV show.

I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.

For me, it's just eat whatever makes you feel good. Work out whenever you want to. Just take care of yourself.

I'm big-busted... I can't always wear the cutest bras, and it makes me so mad.

I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.

Ask not from whence I came for the gravity of the future pulls me ever forward.

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.

I'm never going to be a woman who doesn't work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!

A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.

I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!

A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!

I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing.

I'd like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much.

I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.

It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.

I'm interested in learning more about myself and what I value in myself and letting that be the beautiful part of me, rather than putting on the makeup or wearing the right designer.

And I'm the worst liar of all time.

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.