Joe Rogan Quotes

Like if you all were going to go out and one guy's like "you know what man I'm going to stay home I'm feeling kind of shitty," you go, "You faggot." That's what it means. It's about a guy wimping out, being a douchebag...it has nothing to do with your sexual orientation.

Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot

We live in a society that makes it really easy for these pussies to get by.

It's a very strange thing when you make nature illegal.

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.

I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.

People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.

Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities are all over the place. They're natural. You know what's not natural? You, in the middle of the mountains, in the middle of the winter.

Sometimes faggot is the right word. There's a trend in this country to avoid words: "We can't say that one anymore it's offensive."

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

I've actually been doing stand up for more than 20 years. I started in 1988. It's almost 30 years! Which is crazy.

People love to see people fall.