Kevin Hart Quotes

My kids are coming up in a different time then me. Interracial couples are of the norm. With me, it's about making sure my kids understand the importance of education and having opportunities that I didn't. My goal as a parent is to make sure they don't take what they have for granted.

People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.

'Best Man Holiday' was a very successful film.

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.

My son is becoming me - just a silly, silly prankster guy.

Really, I don't like roller coasters.

My goals are so high.

I don't think comedy will ever die.

I'm not Russell Crowe. I'm not going to do a period piece.

Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I'll stop the whole production, "Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody."

People want to act like they know celebrities. They want to see pictures. They want to know where you're going. They want to hear you talk about your family.

I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is my therapy. That's how I deal with my problems, my personal battles. I talk about it. I give it to my fans. When they laugh at it, it's a release, for lack of a better word.

I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone. You want to put yourself in a position that no matter what you're talking about, everyone can relate to it and understand it, because it's an experience that everyone can go through. That's what I pattern my writing material and jokes after. I'm trying to maintain a level of realness that my fans can appreciate.

It's a well-known fact that tall people are evil.

I love women with attitude.

My daughter has impressions that she does of me.

I love to pop up at the movie theaters. I love to treat the people who are there.

Being humble matters.

Sometimes when you hear so much and everybody is praising you, you can get lost in that. You can start thinking that you are on a higher pedestal than everyone else. So I try to stay level headed, humble and the best way to do that is to not really acknowledge it that much. I just keep grinding and working as hard as I can. I also set my goals higher so that I don't have time to be content with my place in life and in my career.

Often poetry, especially the sort of poetry I write, is concerned with looking at the borders between the sensual and the spiritual and seeing them as divided, equivocal, that mystery somehow can break in to the ordinary. And we read poetry I think in part, to gain a sense of that intimacy with things that we can't understand that are unable to be understood but that buoy up our lives.

I promise you, I will have something on the Internet that is game-changing. I can't lose.

The original 'About Last Night' was phenomenal.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.

At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.

We don't always possess faith in the sense of having a clear embodiment of something to hang on to. The relationship between the intellect and faith is a very curious one. Sometimes the intellect can point us to faith, sometimes the intellect can stand in the way of faith. Sometimes, as St John of the Cross points out, we have to darken or blind the intellect in order to have faith.

I am an angel. I was sent here from God to heal.

When you're supposed to be close and friends in the film, the moment you're talking as friends off the set, it makes it that much better when you're filming.

'Soul Plane' put me in a position to succeed. I'm glad I had the opportunity to be the lead man.

I don't like to hear woman argue...it makes my balls itch.

I'm a health nut, but when I eat, I go hard.

Men and women do think differently, and frankly, we don't understand each other. Not at all! But that's what makes relationships so amazing.

I stayed true to my dreams and, eventually, they came true.

The relationship we have with God is not the same over a life; sometimes, as with human relationships, it goes through bad patches and sometimes it becomes very intense. It is a terrifying thing to have a relationship with one's creator, to spend one's life so that one is trying to converge with one's creator seems an extraordinarily difficult and sublime thing. But at the same time it's extremely simple. One of the things which perpetually amazes me is that at any moment or any day, anyone who is alive can talk with the creator of the cosmos.

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.

I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes easy. It's definitely a gift and for which I'm thankful.

I took my daughter to the father-daughter dance and I cried like a little baby. She's 11 years old, so seeing her get dressed up and pretty made me cry.

The worst thing about being lied to, is realizing they don't think you're worth the truth.

Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh.

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

When people get married young, you don't really understand the true definition of marriage.

Some people come to work and that's exactly what it is - work.

A lot of blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this career of mine.

You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos.

I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We're small. Anything big that we feel is threatening us, we want to fight. We're not a pushover.

The second time around I'll understand that, as a husband, my wife doesn't care about my opinions. I just need to tell her the things that will continue to help me stack the brownie points.

I just don't believe people can tame animals.

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.

I like playing basketball and going to the gym. I don't box, but I'll ride my bike and go jogging or running in the park. Sometimes my lady and I go hiking.