Howard Stern Quotes

I've come to appreciate other people's talents.

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

This country (United States) has too many freedoms.

I'm not looking for a paycheck.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.

I'm at a point in my career, I've been around a long time now, over 35 years in broadcasting. I don't worry about much. I respect what America's Got Talent is. It is a family show. It is a show that I love.

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.

Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood; inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

I can't imagine the biggest blow to me was that marriage not working out. That just flipped me out.

I didn't listen to executives.

I don't talk about my salary.

It's no treat being in bed with me.

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

My mother was very involved with me. And we had a dialogue constantly. And it was like an umbilical cord. As long as the words were flowing back and forth we were connected and feeding each other. And I probably grew up very afraid of losing that connection.

The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.