Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes

What we really need is to realize how little we really need.

Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.

My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out.

I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.

The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.

The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.

I was unemployed for a long time, but I couldn't adjust to the hours.

Why am I so often at the mercy of those who don't deserve to control my life?

I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.

It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.

Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.

To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.

If I didn't have most of my friends, I wouldn't have most of my problems.

I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.

At any moment, I could start being a better person...but which moment should I choose?

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning.

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.

The information I most want is in books not yet written by people not yet born.

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.

It costs money to stay healthy, but it's even more expensive to get sick.

History may never have all the facts, but history always has the last word.

My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I cant do anything about.

In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.

My life has been greatly influenced by many books which I have never read.

Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others make me feel that they have saved me the trouble.

I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.

Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.

Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.

Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.

I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.

Even when I'm happy and successful, life still goes on.

My problems aren't big but it doesn't necessarily take a big problem to kill me.

What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?

I've learned so much from my failures that I'm thinking of having some more.

Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.

Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.

To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.

Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.