Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes

I didn't mind being a public executioner, once I got the hang of it.

The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can

The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.

My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.

There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.

There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips.

Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.

If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.

You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.

If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage

Tell me again how much you agree with me.

If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.

Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.

If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought?

Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.

Nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.

I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.

One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.

MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.

It's hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.

My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.

Even with a round table, some people always seem able to sit at the head of it.

My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.

It's hard to face tomorrow, but it's easier than facing no tomorrow.

The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.

I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.