We really didn't have the option of being couch potatoes when I was growing up. There were only three television channels and the only kid's programming was on Saturday morning. We always played outside until we could hear Mom calling us (not by cell phone but with her hands cupped around her mouth) that it was dinner time.
Jeff FoxworthyYou break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
Jeff FoxworthyA lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'
Jeff FoxworthyI had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.
Jeff FoxworthyIf you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
Jeff FoxworthyYou might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.
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