Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.
Mort SahlI don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.
Mort SahlThere are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.
Mort SahlLiberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
Mort SahlWashington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
Mort SahlThe distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.
Mort SahlNow that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?
Mort SahlI watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg.
Mort SahlA conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.
Mort SahlWe would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.
Mort SahlIf someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
Mort Sahl