Jimmy Buffett Quotes

Therapy is extremely expensive. Popping bubble wrap is radically cheap.

The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it.

I got a PBS mind in an MTV world.

I just thank God I don't live in a trailer.

And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you write better than others, and I believe in that. And New Orleans is one of them.

If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.

I'm living on things that excite me, be they pastry, or lobster, or love...

What would Pop-eye do in a tight spot like this?

And there's that one particular harbor Sheltered from the wind Where the children play on the shore each day And all are safe within...

Oh, yesterdays are over my shoulder, So I can't look back for too long. There's just too much to see waiting in front of me, and I know that I just can't go wrong.

While my mind is flexible, these brittle bones don't bend.

Forget that blind ambition, and learn to trust your intuition.

They send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score.

Being rich and famous seems to have its ups and downs. That's the price you pay for being troubadours and clowns.

Some people think there's a woman to blame, but I know - it's my own damn fault

Moderation is the key so I work certain amout of time and then I take a certain amount of time off.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo. But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie, how it got here I haven't a clue.

If there’s a heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached.

And I wound up in New Orleans for all those years and it was a great place, really a catalyst creatively.

Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime, I fell in Love in the Library once upon a time.

Is it ignorance or apathy, I forget the lessons taught to me.

The cheating was sweet, but my heart is beat. Don't tear it apart, please by-pass this heart.

Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip!

I've got a Caribbean soul I can barely control, and some Texas hidden here in my heart!

Cheeseburger in paradise!

My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of morning.

I have always looked at life as a voyage, mostly wonderful, sometimes frightening. In my family and friends I have discovered treasure more valuable than gold.

Breathe in, breathe out, move on.

The beautiful people in the magazines, got the normal ones living beyond their means.

Some make the world go round; others watch it turn.

My occupational hazard is my occupation's just not around.

There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer.

The weather is here Wish you were beautiful.

I know a girl made of memories and phrases, lives her whole life in chapters and phases.

Only time will tell if it was time well-spent

It's my job to be better than the rest, and that's enough reason to go for me. It's my job to be better than the rest, and that makes the day for me.

I've always been trying to write songs like Lightfoot. A song of mine like 'Come Monday' is a direct result of me trying to write a Gordon Lightfoot song.

I got my hush puppies on. I guess I never was made meant for glitter rock and roll.

Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.

I made a deal with the devil for a whole lot of money.

It's those changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes nothing remains quite the same. With all of our running and all of our cunning, if we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.

I want to keep going as I have, to travel, read, perform, write, and enjoy my family. I've promised myself only this: no more Laundromats, no more two-shows-a-night, and no more deadlines. I'll work at my own pace.

It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.

There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.

I know I should be leaving this climate, I've got a verse, but can't rhyme it.

Fun is about as good a habit as there is.

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.