I've got this old-school workout - push-ups, sit-ups, tricep dips. And it worked. Anybody can do this at home.
Valerie BertinelliDivorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child.
Valerie BertinelliI've earned all these years on my face. I don't want to be a liar if in five or 10 years I do get some Botox, but needles in the face scare me, so I don't really know if I am ever going to do that.
Valerie BertinelliOnce a food becomes off-limits, then it takes on this whole other personality. Forbidden is more tempting. And it becomes something evil, but food is food. Its there to nourish your body.
Valerie BertinelliHappiness is a choice. You can choose to be happy. There's going to be stress in life, but it's your choice whether you let it affect you or not.
Valerie BertinelliAny partying I did, I did at home. I didn't want to be in the spotlight... There's an easy way to get away from the paparazzi; they're not that difficult to hide from and you don't need to go out for coffee every five minutes.
Valerie BertinelliI have faith in faith. God is there, whether we have faith or not, so why not have faith in him?
Valerie BertinelliI've realized that I'm more important than food is. I love a big slice of pizza, but I love myself more. Being thin is about changing the way you think about yourself. It's about saying that you deserve to be healthy.
Valerie BertinelliI kept buying bigger and bigger jeans, and once the size 14s got too tight, I thought: 'That's it. I'm not buying the next size'.
Valerie BertinelliI'm excellent at losing weight, but I've never been excellent at maintenance. I have some better days than others in terms of being hypervigilant, but with maintenance you don't know if you've been good at it until you're done.
Valerie BertinelliI never, ever, ever had deltoids! Oh my God, when I'm doing exercises and I see them pop out, I'm like, Yes!
Valerie BertinelliI started thinking: 'Okay, what's wrong with wearing a bikini? I look better than I looked in quite a few years, so why not? What am I afraid of?
Valerie BertinelliI have obsessed about my weight in some sort of way all my life. I used to write in my journal what I weighed every day.
Valerie BertinelliProfessionally, I have no major goals. That's partly because I'm really flaky. I want things, but I don't go after them. I'd rather they be placed in my lap.
Valerie BertinelliIf I sleep in and don't run, I'll feel a little bit off because I didn't do what I was supposed to do. But I'm not going to beat myself up because of it. I'll just get right back on track.
Valerie BertinelliI think a lot of people think because I was getting the divorce, that was really the catalyst for gaining so much weight.
Valerie BertinelliAfter a lifetime of losing and gaining weight, I get it. No matter how you slice it, weight loss comes down to the simple formula of calories in, calories out.
Valerie BertinelliEverybody complains that people are so flaky in LA. I'd rather be flaky than mean.
Valerie BertinelliPeople come up to me and tell me how I changed their life and I've inspired them. And they tell me their stories, and that keeps me going.
Valerie BertinelliWhen you're busy blocking out difficult emotions and feelings, you're not going to feel the good stuff, either.
Valerie BertinelliBooks make great gifts because... [they don't] come in any particular size, so you don't have to be embarrassed if you bought somebody the wrong size.
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